Peace Corps Ghana. Menji Agric Senior High. Chemistry. Friends. Cooking. Volleyball. Running. Animals.

04 July 2013

To My Darling Replacement (and other new people)

Welcome to Menji!! The first thing I want to say is CONGRATULATIONS, you have been placed at the BEST Peace Corps site in Ghana. I know everybody says that... But seriously, Menji is such a wonderful place to live, I know you will love this place so much!

I'm sure you are aware of this, but when you first get to site, there are SO many things to figure out. Many of these lessons are best learned on your own. You know, the good ol' fashioned hard way. But there are other lessons that I want to share with you right now, just to make your adjustment experience a little bit easier!

So here you go, here is some basic information about living in Menji and in Ghana.


Chapter 1
Where to Buy Stuff

The market adventure is sometimes incredibly fun, but sometimes incredibly irritating, like where-the-F-are-the-potatoes-can-I-get-out-of-here-now. This is a guide to buying stuff.

A. Food
Most weekends, I will make a Saturday trip to Wenchi to buy a load of groceries. The foods are higher quality and less expensive, and also I like to stop at the Mani Agye Spot near the station for a plate of Jollof and a Smirnoff Ice... Yes, Smirnoff is better in Ghana than in America... Here they aren't a weird, gross malt thing, they are a bottled vodka drink.

1) Foods I Normally Buy in Menji...
Eggs, canned sardines, bananas, oranges, butter bread, sugar bread, canned tomato paste, sugar, coffee (single serving), papaya, Lipton black tea, roasted groundnuts, coca cola and other sodas, juice boxes, milk biscuits (my favorite with tea in the afternoon)

Other stuff you can get in Menji, but I prefer to go to Wenchi for due to the better prices, selection, availability, and quality...
rice, oil, groundnut paste, frozen fish, meat (beef or goat with A LOT of sinew, fat, skin, and bones), red palm oil, tomatoes, onions, milk powder, milo, margarine, bread

2) Foods I Can Buy in Nsawkaw...
Although, if I'm traveling, I'll usually travel all the way to Wenchi to get more/ better stuff!
Avocado, bread, tomatoes, garden eggs, red peppers, onions, boxed wine, cassava, yams, plantains, lemons, crappy frozen chicken (always tough), box wine (a core food group in Ghana)

3) Foods I Go to Wenchi for...
Potatoes, cucumbers, green onions, green bell peppers, kontomire, pineapple, mango, watermelon, lettuce, stuff for baking (flour, yeast, baking powder, baking soda), garlic, apples, canned tuna, coffee (big can), jelly/ jam, laughing cow cheese, spaghetti and other pasta shapes, beef, chicken, frozen fish, shortbread cookies, hobknobs, popcorn, off-brand ketchup, soy sauce, mayonnaise, vinegar, dried beans, egushi

4) Foods at the Cash 'n' Carry (Obroni Store near GCB) in Techiman...
CHEESE (usually mozzarella and American-type cheese), cereal (rice crispies and corn flakes), various spices (cinnamon, pepper, steak seasoning, cumin, curry powder, etc.), chocolate chip cookies, frozen hotdogs, frozen sausage, frozen veggies, frozen shrimp, Heinz ketchup, mustard, canned chicken, Maxwell House instant coffee, wine (real bottles), whiskey, vodka, more varieties of jam/ jelly, soy milk, candy bars, cake, olive oil, salad dressing, canned baked beans, spring rolls, real butter


B. Other Life Goods
1) Stuff I Buy in Menji...
Credit, toilet paper, key soap, black permanent markers, washing detergent (single serving), tylenol (they call it paracetemol)

2) Stuff I can buy in Nsawkaw...
Knives, paint

3) Stuff I Go to Wenchi for...
Notebooks, printer paper, phones, phone accessories, kitchen stuff (utensils, plates, bowls, pots, pans, cups, mugs, etc.), flip charts, washing detergent (economy sized), body soap, anything plastic (buckets, trash cans, baskets, tables, chairs, water barrel), fabric, curtains, towels, sheets, flash light, light bulbs, brooms, hangers, colorful chalk, thread, needles

4) Stuff at the Obroni Store in Techiman
Shampoo, conditioner, Gilette razors, Dove/ Irish Spring body washes, mouth wash, baby wipes, Duracell batteries, blow dryers (I know, WTF, right?), body spray, bleach


Chapter 2
Being an Inexperienced Teacher

Being a new, inexperienced teacher is a challenging thing. This is one lesson you'll have to learn mostly on your own, but let me offer one bit of advice...

Menji is a school that takes the leftovers, the students who were rejected from other schools. Most students are pretty poor. Furthermore, not all adults treat them well. What I'm saying is that these young people need an ally. My advice is to not be too hard on them. Don't discipline too harshly. Leave that to the other teachers who are ready with a cane right around the corner.

I promise, if you just earn their respect, you won't even have to discipline these students.


Chapter 3
People at the School

Obviously, you will soon get to know these people for yourself, but sometimes having a list of their names makes things a bit easier!

A. Administration and Teachers
Headmistress   Jacintha Guribie
Assistant Headmaster / General Agric Teacher   John Yawkuu
Core Math Teacher   Emmanuel Danso
English Teacher (your counterpart)     Adama Coulibaly
English Teacher (old and super nice)      Eric Hattoh
Science/ Animal Husbandry Teacher (older)     Kwame Agenda
Science/ Animal Husbandry Teacher (young, talkative)     Kwasi Sarfo Frimpong
Science/ Chemistry Teacher       Samuel Antwi
History Teacher       Adjei Mensah
Government Teacher / Sports Master        Abu Mohammed
Economics Teacher (skinny dude)       Abel Ayamga
Economics Teacher (your roommate)      Meridatu Adam
Geography Teacher (younger)      Joseph Nizelle
Geography Teacher (older)     Charles Brenya
Elective Mathematics Teacher     Prosper Adika
ICT Teacher        Jerry Kuuwilyeng
Business Teacher      Gordon Gbal
PE Teacher         Andrew Amponsah

B. The Non-Teaching Staff
The School Drivers       Yahaya and Isaac
Electrician      Mr. Asamoah
Librarian         Mr. Alhassan
His wife         Madam Mary
His kids      Humu, Adam, Abdulai
Carpenter         Carpee (I don't know his real name)
Accountant         A.C. (Real name is Sekyere Bediako)
Assistant Accountant        Lawrence Aboagye
Store Keeper        Amina Amadu
Typists / Secretaries       Jennifer and Regina
Laborer (old, awesome, wears wellies like every day)    Mr. Lawrence
Laborer (young, talkative)       Eugene (U.G.)
Night Watchman (lil bit crazy and always lil bit drunk)     Kwaku Drogo

C. Your Personal Assistant - Amina
Amina is a Form 2 Arts student here at Menji. For the next two years, Amina can help as much or as little as you want around the house.

The student who helped me (and "trained" Amina) is named Adila. Adila always did all my laundry, fetched my water, cooked about half of my meals, swept in / around the house, and took care of my dog while I was away. In return for all of her help, I was like a meal plan / financial aid plan for Adila... Sometimes I would buy her books or pay her school fees, and she would eat here at the house.

Obviously, you and Amina can work out your own system, but I just want to let you know my system with Adila FYI!

D. A Few Other Important Students...
Christiana Nkrumah    Girls Senior Prefect
Alice Nare Assistant     Girls SP
Richmond Dateng Boys     Boys Senior Prefect
Stephen Ocran         Assistant Boys SP
Zenabu Seidu         Entertainment Senior Prefect
Jamani Fusheni        Assistant Entertainment SP
Martin Shie Dawah        Sports Prefect
Sarfo Seidu        Compound Overseer

**All of these students are AWESOME and will help you do anything, anytime.  If you can't find any of them, the Form 2 agric students are also very nice, responsible, and totally my faves.


Chapter 4
Getting Around

To put it nicely, traveling is a bit of a bitch, so here are some tips.

A. Leaving Menji
1. Leaving usually isn't that hard
2. Wait time is the shortest in the morning (5 - 30 minutes)
3. Wait time is the longest in the afternoon (5 minutes - 1.5 hours)
4. If nothing seems to be even driving by, just get to Nsawkaw by whatever means necessary (back of water truck, random pick up truck, motorbike, or whatever), then you can get to Wenchi in relative ease and comfort in a shared taxi

B. Getting back to Menji
1. Shared taxi back from Nsawkaw (5 minutes - 1.5 hours wait time)
2. Drop taxi back from Nsawkaw (sometimes you just gotta say screw it and drop 10cedi)
3. Tro-tro back from Wenchi (can often be over 1 hour wait time)
4. If you're in Techiman, you have to go to Wenchi first before taking either an Nsawkaw or Menji car home

C. Around Techiman
1. A drop taxi to/ from anywhere in Techiman is easy to find and costs 2.50
2. To get home, take a Wenchi car, which is right underneath the big tree in the main station
3. Past that big tree is a wooden booth where you can buy tro tickets to Kumasi

D. Around Kumasi
WARNING... The main Kumasi station (Kejetia) is a ridiculous, crazy shitshow 24/7
1. Getting home from Kumasi
a. Get a tro-tro back to Techiman from Kejetia on the northwest side of the station under a big, multi-storey, dirty white building
b. Get a tro-tro back to Techiman from "Techiman Station" in Kumasi, which is just up the hill from Kejetia and is WAY less busy than Kejetia

2. To get to the KSO from Kejetia Station...
a. Head towards the white building with the "OMO" logo painted all over it
b. Cross the road and there should be a "Tech" car nearby.
c. From Tech (Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology or KNUST), take any car going to "Ejusu" or "Oduom"
d. Alight at the big sign board that says "Pideck" in green lettering.

3. If you're really tired, you can take a drop taxi to the KSO. Just tell the driver "St. Louis Senior School," then go just past the school, and the KSO will be on the right. It should be around 10cedi, unless it's late in the evening, then he'll want 15.

4. To get from Kejetia to Accra...
a. Head towards the white "OMO" building
b. But don't cross the street or leave the station, and there should be a shitload of different types of vehicles going to Accra right there

5. Traveling from Home to Accra
a. You will need to make several vehicle switches:
   * Menji to Nsawkaw
   * Nsawkaw to Wenchi
   * Wenchi to Techiman (Not the Wenchi - Kumasi tro, because it stops in a weird place in Kumasi)
   * Techiman to Kumasi
   * Kumasi to Accra

F. Prices and Durations of Various Trips
Trip / Price / Duration
Menji - Nsawkaw Taxi / 1.50¢ / 10 min
Menji - Wenchi Tro / 3¢ / 30 min
Nsawkaw - Wenchi Taxi / 2.50¢ / 20 min
Wenchi - Techiman Taxi / 2.50¢ / 40 min
Wenchi - Techiman Tro / 2¢ / 45 min
Wenchi - Sunyani Taxi / 4¢ / 1 hr
Wenchi - Sunyani Tro / 3.50¢ / 1 hr 10 min
Techiman - Kumasi Tro / 5.50¢ /  2 hr 15 min
Kumasi - Cape Coast Tro / 12¢ / 4 hr
Kumasi - Accra Tro / ~14¢ / 5 hr
Kumasi - Accra A/C Tro / ~20 / 5 hr
Kumasi - Accra A/C Bus / ~22 / 5 hr
Accra - Cape Coast A/C Tro /  ~16 / 2.5 - 3 hr
Accra - Cape Coast Tro / ~12 / 2.5 - 3 hr


Chapter 5
Hanging Out in Ghana

Do not underestimate the mental rejuvenating powers of a hang out session with friends. You'll be in the village teaching your ass off most of the time, but then you'll also need some occasional down time. And you know what, there are some really cool places to hang out in this country, if you just know where to find them!

A. Wenchi...
1. My favorite spot in this entire country is the Mani'Agye Spot in Wenchi. [Which in case you are curious, translates to the “I Am Happy Spot”] If you leave the station and walk down the street away from the roundabout, the first story building on your right is the place. Downstairs inside, you can order fufu, rice balls, or banku. Downstairs outside, you can order jollof/ fried rice. Upstairs is an awesome open air bar where you can eat your rice, swill a few drinks, and jam to some very loud Ghanaian tunes.

2. The Ambassador Spot is also nice for chilly beverages and meatsticks. If you walk on the Techiman Road away from the round-about for 100 yards, it will be the white two-story building on the right.

2. The Shalom Internet Cafe is really good for accessing the interwebs. It is located in the story building just past New Market on the Techiman Road. Walking, it is about 10 minutes from the round-about on the left.

B. Techiman...
1. The Agyeiwaa Hotel across from the main station is fantastic. There is a huge, fenced-in courtyard with lovely greenery and cabanas. Nobody ever bothers me, even if I am alone. Beers are around 4 or 5 and amazing chicken kebabs are 3 a piece.

2. Tedium is a little pizza cafe down the alley between the Cash and Carry and the Ghana Commercial Bank. This place is air conditioned, serves cold drinks, and pretty darn tasty chicken sausage pizza.

3. The Hooters Spot (not making that up) is east on the Kumasi road about 1/4 of a mile past the major Sunyani junction. If you get to the Total station, you've gone too far. It is a second story bar that is a common drinking spot for B/A volunteers.

4. The Kristoboase Monastery is a place of quiet, peace, rejuvenation, and solitude. It is a Catholic monastery and small guesthouse in the middle of a huge cashew grove and beautiful gardens. For 30.00 per person per day, they provide you a small room (twin bed, desk, and cold shower) and three delicious homemade vegetarian meals. Brother Patrick also runs a small shop where he sells stuff he makes: fruit jams and jellies, cashew brandy (WHOA), fruit wines, and honey. The monastery is located about 15 minutes north of Techiman on the Tamale Road. I love the monastery and go sometimes just to say hi to Bro Pat.

C. Kumasi...
1. If you leave the KSO, go out to the road, take a right, and walk for 5 minues, you'll see on your left across the road the May-something hotel. It is white, 3 stories, and fenced in. This place has totally yummy burgers for 5cedi and spring rolls (two big ones) for 1cedi.

2. Vic Baboo's Indian Restaurant in Adum, just south of Kejetia in the center of Kumasi, is a great place for Tikka Masala, a pizza, cheesy garlic bread, or a delicious and fancy cocktail! Main dishes are around 13cedi and the specialty cocktails are around 10.

3. In the suburb "Ahodwo," there is another great hotel for hanging out called the Sir Max Hotel. Their pool and poolside lounging is super nice (swimming costs 10cedi), their pizza is great, the wings are WHOA good, and as an added bonus, you can smoke hookah!

D. Accra...
**WARNING... Accra is EXPENSIVE. Getting around, food, drinks, everything.
1. Tandoor Indian Restaurant is just a 10 - 15 minute walk from the Accra office and is a great place to hang out with friends. The seating is outdoor at big wooden tables. I suggest getting a lot of the garlic naan and a few main dishes to share between friends. Beers are around 6, a glass of wine 7, and a main dish is approximately 15.
2. For a serious splurge, go to Rhapsody's in the Accra Mall. You can drink draft beer, Cabernet by the glass, eat a t-bone steak flown in from South Africa that morning, and watch rugby on a flatscreen. If you are having a drink and dinner, expect to spend around 60, but also expect to feel like you are in an excellent first-world sports bar.

3. For breakfast, go to Deli France to indulge in a latte and pastry. It is only a 10-15 minute walk from the Accra office in Labone. Also, I think they have wi-fi, but you need the password.

4. Chix n Ribs in Osu is run by a huge black guy from Chicago and serves chicken wings, pork ribs, and cheese-bacon burgers. Each thing is around 20cedi. Walk through Osu and take a left at Papaya.

5. Frankie's is the massive hotel casino down the Osu road on the right. It's a white building with “FRANKIE'S” in big blue letter. You really can't miss it. Go to Frankie's to split a 10cedi bucket of gelato with friends and/or eat a delicious doughnut or croissant.
5. I think Melting Moments (the restaurant closest to the office) is totally over-rated. Except the coffee. The coffee is good.

E. Cape Coast...
1. You must visit the Baobab House near the castle. It is an affordable, but very neat and tidy vegetarian restaurant and guesthouse. A room for two is 30cedi (the bathing and toilet facilities are downstairs and are shared), breakfast (crepes with chocolate and bananas) is around 4, a cup of real, brewed coffee or lemongrass tea is 3, and dinner (veggie pizza) is around 5. The also have a craft shop which sells great batik fabric for 7cedi per yard.

2. In my opinion, the best restaurant in Cape Coast is the Castle Restaurant, just west of the castle directly on the water. They have a HUGE menu and everything I've tried is delicious... the grilled garlic chicken, the pizzas, the fries, the calamari, the fried rice, the chicken kebabs, the curry, the cheeseburger, and even the groundnut soup and rice balls.

3. The best nightlife is at Oasis. Ali (the young, weird, but cool German owner) just told me they put in a stripper pole next to the bar. Yikes. Also you can rent a bunk in the dorms for 15.

4. If you want a quiet, relaxing beach weekend, head just west of Cape Coast about 20 minutes to Brenu Beach Resort. A room for 2 is 30cedi, wine by the bottle is 15-20, and a platter overflowing with grilled lobster and fries is 28. The staff and owner, Agnes, are all great people. The swimming is fantastic, and there is an ocean side bar and cabanas, small boys scurrying up palm trees for the coconuts, hammocks, beautiful white sand... Forget the Hide Out. Brenu is easier/ cheaper to get to and just as great.



Chapter 6
The Best Things Come in Small Packages
(or actually, really big ones preferably that are sent from America)

It's hard to be in America and imagine what someone in Ghana needs. It's also hard to be living a life of deprivation and still remember all the cool shit you can buy at Walmart. Here are some of the things I have been happiest to see inside of a care package...

Beef Jerky, the green-lidded Kraft sprinkle parmesan, green tea, herbal tea, ground coffee/ a mini French Press, nuts (almonds, pistachios), oreos, any packaged cheese snack (gold fish, cheese nips, cheetos), ranch dressing, dried fruit, a burnt CD of the latest cool American jams (yeah apparently Tay Swift went pop while I was away WTF), individually wrapped candies, new underwear, a nice new shirt or dress for teaching in is always fantastic, any kind of ball (volleyball, soccer ball, nerf ball), stickers for the neighborhood nugget party, a new pair of sandal.


Chapter 7
Fuzz

While living in Menji, I paired up with a rascal of an animal. He is a dog named Fuzz. He also responds to Puppy. If you want him around, he is a great pet and guard dog. He is funny, disciplined, and barks at any and everything that moves within 10 feet of the house. Ask Augustina Tanaa (form 2) where to find him.


Chapter 8
Miscellaneous Juicy Tidbits

A few random and final words of advice about living in Ghana:

  • Don't eat meat/ egg pies. Just don't. Ever. Eat meat sticks and pepe eggs instead!
  • People will call you obroni. And they will ask for money. And there ain't nothin to do about it.
  • December and January will be incredibly hot and dry, and the farmers will set everything on fire. I highly recommend always keeping eye drops and chapstick on your person.
  • Classes may be spontaneously canceled for any of the following reasons:
    • A "holiday" (these occasionally pop-up out of the blue)
    • A sports event
    • Any other kind of event (e.g. a debate)
    • Rain
    • A teachers' strike
  • Do yourself a favor... Don't get lazy. Work out.
  • Caning happens. Sorry-O.
  • Red cashew fruits are better tasting than the yellow ones. They fruit in March. Avocados are in season in May-July. Small, local mangoes are in season in April-May. Big, foreign mangoes and grilled corn show up around June. Papaya is in season in January. I cry thinking about that quality of seasonal produce I'll never have in America.
  • SPA Grants are AWESOME. And the Peace Corps Grants Coordinator, Eugene, is even more awesome! PCPP grants are cool top, but require a little more work (in the form of fund-raising). You will find out more about grants at your Reconnect. If you feel so inspired, I highly encourage you apply for a grant!
  • When not in Menji, walk fast and with determination. The faster you move, the fewer people will grab or yell at you!
  • Email me if you need anything. Seriously!              betsyannconway@gmail.com

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