Adila says the darndest things!

Adila has said alot of things. Some things very wise, some things very funny, and many things very quoteable. Thus, today, I want to share a few of the most recent Adila quotes with you...

"I fried some fish. I gave you the head. When we were kids, we always wanted the head, but were scared to eat it, because if you eat the head of a crazy fish, you will become crazy... but also, if you eat the head of a brilliant fish, you will become very brilliant."

[This happens atleast twice a week...] "I am annoyed today. I can't eat anything. Except this banku. THEN, I won't eat anything."

"This picture is from my birthday last year. I drank too much Don Garcia and couldn't see anything."

"I only trust people who are a little bit crazy. I don't trust the calm people. Like the history master. He is too calm. Calm people are the wicked ones!"

"I like beans. I always flatulate too much. But I don't care! If you sleep near me in the hostel, you will complain and make noise! But I don't care! I pay my fees, I can flatulate all night and all day!"

"If someone does something bad to me, I do not want that person to be punished. Maybe he didn't mean to do the bad thing." [What if he did mean to do the bad thing?] "Then God will know."

[Adilla, where are you going, why aren't you in class?] "I'm going to shit." [Oh...ok.]